From YOU’s Chuckles page (23 Oct issue):
ARGUMENT
A discussion that occurs when you’re right but he hasn’t realised it.
AIRHEAD
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a traffic cop.
HAIRDRESSER
Someone who can create a style you’ll never duplicate.
CHILDBIRTH
You go through 36 hours of agony, he holds your hand and says, “Focus, breathe, push.”
PATIENCE
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.
WATERPROOF MASCARA
Comes off when you cry, shower or swim but not when you try to remove it.
VALENTINE’S DAY
When you dream of a candlelit dinner, diamonds and romance but consider yourself lucky if you get a card.
