Monday, 01 December 2008

Test bloopers


Blunders made by clueless but inventive students in test papers. Find more funnies on YOU’s Chuckles page.

CLASSICAL STUDIES
Q: Name one of the Romans’ greatest achievements.
A: Learning to speak Latin.

Q: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
A: Suspicious.

BIOLOGY
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A little lie.

Q: Give an example of a smoking-related disease.
A: Early death.

Q: What is a plasmid?
A: A high-definition TV.

RELIGIOUS STUDIES
Q: Christians have only one spouse - what is this called?
A: Monotony.

PHYSICS
Q: Name an environmental side-effect of burning fossil fuels.
A: Fire.

GEOGRAPHY
Q: What does the term “lava” mean?
A: A pre-pubescent caterpillar.

Q: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
A: Malaria.