VERY PUNNY
- A rubber-band pistol was confiscated in algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
- The butcher backed into the meat-grinder and got a little behind in his work.
- No matter how much you push the envelope it remains stationery.
- A dog gave birth to puppies on the pavement and was fined for littering.
- Two silkworms had a race. They ended in a tie.
- A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. Police are looking into it.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
- Two hats are hanging on a rack in the entrance hall. One says to the other, “You stay here; I’ll go on a head.”
- I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre: Keep off the grass.
- A small boy swallows a few coins and is taken to hospital. When his grandmother calls to ask how he is a nurse tells her, “No change yet.”
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- A backward poet writes inverse.
